Sunday, June 6, 2010

I Am a Master

This week I used my Master's Degree to:

  • scrub obscenities off a book drop.
  • teach young children the crab walk.
  • make a vegetable costume.
  • explain to young ones that soccer is an outside game.
  • and place 1,232,673 holds on Diary of a Wimpy Kid (the book, not the movie).
It's a good life!